Monday, September 18, 2006
What I'm really thinking when they pet me..... ;)
So all you dog lovers out there, ever wonder what goes on in a dog's head when y'all pet him/her? Give me an honest answer. Would YOU like it if your head is patted every ten seconds, either by your owner(s) or random strangers just because you are cute and you don't bite. (Nothing to be worried about men. This cutie pie won't say boo to anyone. Go on, pat away)
That get's to me. It just get's to me. And you know what the worst part is? My bloody tail just WON'T stop wagging no matter how hard I try. I swear it is not intentional but it just intensifies the patting. (oh look how adorable the little fella is. Come baby, give me a kiss)
Let alone kiss, the only reason why I don't bite is because you never know what these people may have touched before patting me. I'd hate to even think further about that. Just because I can't wash my ass doesn't mean I don't believe in personal hygiene. If there was a way I WOULD wash my ass, so there.
And another thing, when someone brings his/her face close to mine and says "you coochi poochi woo, gimme a kiss, ko umma?" I give a pat with my nose NOT because I like to kiss but because I know that a treat will follow the kiss. Hopefully not a dog treat (shudder) but a Mari biscuit or a piece of brocolli (I like my veggies ok? it's nothing to be ashamed about.)
That is all for now. Till I catch you later, a wet kiss on your nose ;) (you can treat me with a comment)
So all you dog lovers out there, ever wonder what goes on in a dog's head when y'all pet him/her? Give me an honest answer. Would YOU like it if your head is patted every ten seconds, either by your owner(s) or random strangers just because you are cute and you don't bite. (Nothing to be worried about men. This cutie pie won't say boo to anyone. Go on, pat away)
That get's to me. It just get's to me. And you know what the worst part is? My bloody tail just WON'T stop wagging no matter how hard I try. I swear it is not intentional but it just intensifies the patting. (oh look how adorable the little fella is. Come baby, give me a kiss)
Let alone kiss, the only reason why I don't bite is because you never know what these people may have touched before patting me. I'd hate to even think further about that. Just because I can't wash my ass doesn't mean I don't believe in personal hygiene. If there was a way I WOULD wash my ass, so there.
And another thing, when someone brings his/her face close to mine and says "you coochi poochi woo, gimme a kiss, ko umma?" I give a pat with my nose NOT because I like to kiss but because I know that a treat will follow the kiss. Hopefully not a dog treat (shudder) but a Mari biscuit or a piece of brocolli (I like my veggies ok? it's nothing to be ashamed about.)
That is all for now. Till I catch you later, a wet kiss on your nose ;) (you can treat me with a comment)
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A-ha! I see that u'r very much like my own lab, Chico
- sometimes I get the feeling he doesn't enjoy the patting..yet just can not get the tail to stop wagging (hence the fast retreat under the couch perhaps?)
Does scratching behind the ears annoy you too? ;op
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- sometimes I get the feeling he doesn't enjoy the patting..yet just can not get the tail to stop wagging (hence the fast retreat under the couch perhaps?)
Does scratching behind the ears annoy you too? ;op
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