K9 Chronicles

This is how I type. Well somewhat like this. Being a lab, my bum is a bit big so it keeps slipping off the chair. And whenever someone buzzes me on msn my tail begins to wag and well, it's not the most comfortable position in the world when that happens. (there's one sexy miss from Russia that I chat with (of the k9 kind) and that is a time when I wish my balls were intact).

Getting back to how I type, I have to be very discreet about it as well. I have to make sure that my owners are no where around because otherwise, by some chance if one of them were to spot me, I know so well what will follow. (shudder)

"This fellow is something else men. He sits in the computer chair and pretends to type!!! can you believe it? The way these naughty ones catch up ah? Come baby, show aunty how to type. Ko type karala pennanna".

That is EXACTLY what will follow. They will revel in this discovery and even the paper boy and the milkman will be treated to a show. And who knows what extent they will go to? They might even take me for a tv show or get a tv crew to come home and film me typing. And then next thing you know, I'll be on "Irida Ayubowan" or "Punchi Panchi" and all my friends and love interests will give me the cold shoulder for being so goday.

I suppose I take longer to type than an average human being but then again those short skirt and hooker heel wearing private secretaries have longer nails than me and they still manage to type. That is, if they do any office work at all. Not that I'd know. I'm just a dog. Though I do think I know more than most other dogs.

The biggest problem I have while typing is sweating. As most of you would already know, dogs sweat with their tongues and well,when Ii'm occupied with typing (like right now) my mouth naturally opens and suddenly a blob of dog spit almost falls into the keyboard. In the micro second before and after it leaves my mouth I manage to move my head and avoid disaster.

So I guess that is all I have to say about how I type so till I write again, k9 sign off with a wag of the tail ;)